Although we have reached the end of Breast Cancer Awareness month, please continue to do your part in the fight against this horrible disease.
In the 31 days of posting my Daily Dose of Boobs related material I have shared this information with over 1,000 people and am quite please with that.

The colors on my blog will go back to normal and my avatar will change her clothes but even though these things will happen, I will still continue to support the cause, pray for a cure and keep hope in my heart that someday this disease will not affect the world as it currently does.

With that in mind, I thought this month should end on a happy note, so here is a little something to make you chuckle and I hope you bust up laughing as much as I did, in an almost piss my pants while driving my car kind of way.

Enjoy!

By Robert Lund

And just in case you didn’t follow that, here are the lyrics:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD’s
MRE’s and PFD’s
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin’ cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi’s Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I’m breast-obsessed are true
We’re quite a pair ’cause I’m a boob too