December 3rd, 2009 | 
Author: $0.43
Yes.
Not $1.00
Not $0.01
$0.43
That is how much money I received in child support this week from Sperm Donor #1.
I’m at a loss.
I don’t know just what I should do with that $0.43.
That’s A LOT of money.
I can’t just let it lay around.
I could invest it and by the time Zman is 18 (in 7 years, 2 months and 10 days) I might be able to turn it into $1.00
In 7 years, 2 months and 10 days he might be able to still buy a coffee at that price but who knows.
I could buy a stamp and have $0.01 left.
I could buy 1 gum ball out of the machine and have $0.18 left.
Hmmm…..what am I to do with this ginormous child support payment of $0.43?
I’m open to suggestions!
I say get it all in pennies, put them in a little sack, and hit him with it.
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Write a touching letter to sperm donor #1, reminding him that he’s a douchebag, then use the $.43 to purchase a stamp.
Throw the remaining penny into a wishing well, and wish that he would grow the fuck up.
~mwhah~
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