I just received a phone call from Sperm Donor #1.

It was the 1st I had heard from him since I opened a can of Whoop Ass on him 2 weeks ago.

I was less than thrilled to see his name on the caller id.

I admit it, I thought about ignoring his call and sending it straight to voicemail.

Apparently I am in a good mood today and I answered his call.

He asked that I have Zman call him when he returns from school.

I told him I would inform Zman of this but I also told him I couldn’t promise that he would actually call him.

You see, Zman is not to fond of his dear old Dad right now.

Yeah. There was that time when he lied to Zman and the numerous times he has let him down.

Therefore….the boy of mine….not to impressed with his Dad.

I continued my conversation with Sperm Donor #1 and asked what he wanted to talk to the boy about.

I am not about to force my kid to call someone he doesn’t want to talk to just so he can give my kid a guilt trip (because that’s exactly what he does).

He said he was calling to find out what Zman wants for Christmas.

Again. Imagine my surprise.

Christmas with Sperm Donor #1 has not been all that exciting over the last couple of years.

He has promised my son all kinds of things during the holiday season and has never followed through.

Let down after let down after let down.

I’m pretty sure Zman won’t pick up the phone to call Sperm Donor #1.

I thought it was even funnier that about 30 seconds after I got off the phone with him, my phone rang again.

This time it was The Good Ex-Wife.

She was inquiring if he had called me because she had just heard from him.

He was an absolute dick to her.

As far as I am concerned, he is just an absolute dick who has A LOT of growing up to do!

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