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Where do I begin to tell the tale of Christmas 2009?

Do I start with the part where on Christmas Eve-Eve, my husband deserted me for sleep along with all three of our children leaving me to be the person in charge of wrapping the remaining presents, getting everyone’s clothes ready for the impending festivities, gathering all of the items necessary to travel for the day and drive my mother to work at 6am so we could use her truck and have more space available to us. Did I mention that while I was doing all of this I somehow for got to sleep?? Yeah. It’s true. I worked on folding laundry, cleaning up the house and who knows what else until my mother arrived at our house at 5:45am so I could bring her to work.

I dropped my mom off at 6:00am.
The weather was shitty.
It was raining/snowing/sleeting on the morning of Christmas Eve.
At one point on my journey back to our house I almost spun out in my mom’s truck.
….shhhh…..don’t tell her…..she will FLIP!

Upon my return home that morning, I attempted to take a little cat nap prior to getting the kids up.
That.Didn’t.Happen.
By 8:30 we were all showered, dressed and loaded into by mom’s truck.
Just as I started the truck and waited for Hardworking Hubby to make sure the house was all locked up….
we had a moment of clarity….
We.Locked.Ourselves.Out.Of.The.House.
Yep.
There we sat, in our driveway at 8:30am on Christmas Eve locked out of our house.
The spare key we gave my mom…..it didn’t work.
Our landlord….out of town.
Our keys and garage door opener…..in our house.
Talk about a fabulous day.
We said fuck it and left.
Off to my in-laws we went.

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