I started this post right before Christmas and totally forgot to post it…my bad. Really,yo, I’m sorry!
I asked the Hardworking Hubby to give me an idea for something to write about.
His suggestions = Hoes and scumbags.
Seriously.

So I was trying to figure out where exactly I could go with this and here is what I came up with.

Hoes.
I’m not much for gardening.
And we don’t live on a farm.
So, really, that’s all I have to say about that.

Scumbags.
Oh, I can name a few.
Where would you like me to begin?
There’s Sperm Donor #1 and well, how can we forget Sperm Donor #2?
I can’t leave out that roommate Hardworking Hubby and I had in 2006 that screwed us out of ASHITTONOMONEY.
Then there’s the asshat that works for a certain collection agency that threatened to file harassment charges against me when I called him back in regard to a collection he was seeking from us. Really….you just have to be a scumbag to be in that business.
I could honestly go on with this list for days, telling stories of all of the scumbags I have encountered in my life, but if I did, I wouldn’t have any more great material for the Tales of My Shady Past.
Yep.
That’s how I roll!

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