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Giddy-up Daddy!

It’s 1am.
I should be sleeping.
Instead, I am sitting on my deck, enjoying the sound of cars as they go down the highway, sipping on a soda and dicking around on the Internet.
I just spent the last hour of my life playing Family Feud on Facebook.
That’s an hour that I’ll never get back.
While sitting here, I’ve had some interesting things pop into my head.
Questions.
1. What ever happened to that Snow guy who sang that stupid Informer song?

I Googled this answer: Did you know that dude is 40? Apparently he sang a few more songs, none I have ever heard but now I am sitting here and those damn lyrics are running through my head….Informer….A licky boom boom down….why would he….
Those are the only words I know, for the rest of it I just kinda hum along.

2. Now this a question my dad and I both want answered….Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together and secondly, who the hell are They?

3. Why do they (again, who are they??) air feminine hygiene commercials on Nickelodeon or the Cartoon Network? Or on Saturday mornings during cartoon time? Seriously, I don’t need my kids asking me about Tampons or MaxiPads….it’s disturbing. It’s as bad as those damn commercials for Erectile Dysfunction or Natural Male Enhancement. I really do not want to explain these things to my kids yet! Better yet, why are they on tv at all?

That’s all I’ve got for now, but if you know just who THEY are please enlighten me!

I am looking to organize a get together for those of us in Wisconsin who blog, so if you would be interested in something like this, please add your name and URL to the Mr. Linky below!

I look forward to hearing from you!

Just wanted to let everyone know that over the next 2 weeks, I will be consolidating my review blog and foodie blog with this blog. 3 blogs has just become to much for me to keep up with and I’ve decided I would prefer everything to be in one place as things move forward.
So, please excuse the mess while I am getting things organized.

In recent days, the little Tatertot has become a kissing machine.
I love getting little kisses from my little man.
He kisses my lips, my cheeks, my eyes, my nose, my forehead.
I am okay with all of these.
But now, now he is obsessed with kissin’ mah bewbs.
Yes.
The twins.
The girls.
The lady lumps.
The boy is all over them.
It was bad enough that he already suffered from a seriously nipple obsession.
Poking and prodding at the nearest nipple not caring whose body they were attached to.
I could even handle the occasion hand going down my shirt and the ‘WOW’ coming out of his mouth.
But now….
Now we are on a whole new level.
He is now constantly kissin’ on my bewbs.
We’re talking 24/7 any chance he gets
Smooch
Smooch
He’s even gone as far as showing me his boobies too.
Now maybe this is normal for a child who exclusively breastfed for his entire first year of life without a bottle in sight, but I’m still confused!?