Posts Tagged ‘coffee’

Really.
I’m not lying.
She really should.
She’s a natural.

First off, if you’re not reading Shauna Glenn’s blog, you should be shot.
She’s beyond funny.
Every post she writes makes me laugh so damn hard. I tinkle in my pants daily thanks to her.
TMI?
Too bad.

Okay, where was I going with this again?
Oh yeah, Shauna Glenn should TOTALLY write Bios for a living.
It’s her calling.
Earlier this week she wrote THIS POST.

What do you think you are doing?
There is no skipping ahead here.
Go read her damn post then come back.
And make it fast so I can continue with my story.

Waiting………..
Waiting…………
Waiting………….

Cripes! Took you long enough.
Welcome back!

So, yeah, Shauna wrote that post and I of course told her she could write me a new Bio.
And.
She delivered.

This morning, I woke up to an amazing Bio in my Inbox from Shauna.

Get ready, here it is….my bio, written by the incomparable Shauna Glenn

I’m a complicated woman with a passion for things like Vanilla Creme coffee from Kwik Trip and the ORIGINAL 90210. I collect frogs–well, not frogs as in live ones, but things that have frogs ON them–again, not live frogs on things–it’s not like I go around stapling frogs to coffee mugs–that would be wrong. Oh. Never mind. I wish I hadn’t mentioned the frog thing. Please pass the tequila.

Isn’t it wonderfully amazing?

I love how she described me to a T!

Thank you Shauna, you are the best dude!
XOXO- Mucho love for you!

(Disclaimer: Shauna Glenn did not pay me to write this post and tell the world just how amazingly awesome she is!  In yo face FCC!)

Even though the Holidays are behind us, a New Year means we get to start over and begin planning for the Holidays once again.  With Valentine’s Day just over a month away, I thought I would get a jump start on things and put some ideas out there for my Hardworking Hubby on what I would like to receive as a gift this year.  Over the years he has given me jewels, flowers, electronics and sweets but this year, I have something new in mind.  This year, I would love to receive one of these great gift baskets from GiftsWish.com. I’m currently eying up the Mocha Java Coffee & Chocolate Gift Basket pictured here. It contains Coffee Bits Chocolate Bar, Marich Single Serve Chocolate Espresso Beans, Harry & David Milk Chocolate Moose Munch and many, MANY other yummy coffee goodies! I also wouldn’t be upset if I received the AMAZING Godiva Chocolate basket instead of the coffee, or better yet, send me both!

So, when you are looking to make a purchase for that special someone in your life next month, check out the great gift baskets from GiftsWish.com, they offer something for everyone. There are gift baskets of cheese, cookies, teas, breakfast and healthy gifts!

So…I have finally installed Wordpress and have things working but will be working hard to get everything else up and running…..lots of work=lots of coffee for me tonight!  Yay!  Some one please time me what made me decide to start blogging under my own domain instead of Myspace or Facebook or anything else that will let me rant and rave for free???  Oh yeah…..because I wanted it to be mine….

Now I just have to work…..A LOT!

Watch for changes!